Funny QnA2

1. Why did the little boy bury his flashlight?

2. What has a face and two hands, but has no arms or legs?

3. What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

4. What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?

5. What word begins and ends with an E, but only has one letter?

6. What has to be broken before you can use it?

7. What has a neck but has no head?

8. What type of cheese is made backwards?

9. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?

10. Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

11. What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

12. Johnny throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?

13. You see a boat filled with people, yet there is not a single person on board. How is that possible?

14. What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?

15. What has legs, but does not walk?

16. What can you catch, but not throw?

17. If everyone bought a white car, what would we have?

18. What kind of band never plays music?

19. What has many teeth, but cannot bite?

20. What is cut on a table but is never eaten?

21. What runs around the whole yard without moving?

22. You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?

23. Mary’s father has five daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter’s name?

24. What ship has two mates but no captain?

25. Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?

26. How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

27. Why would a man living in Arizona not be buried in Utah?

28. What has one head, one foot and four legs?

29. When is a door not a door?

30. Where does Friday come before Thursday?

 

 

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1. Because the batteries died.  2. A clock  3. Short  4. The Post Office  5. Envelope  6. An egg  7. A bottle  8. Edam  9.The letter M 10. C  11. A teapot  12. He throws it straight up.  13. All the people on the boat are married.  14. A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells.  15. A table  16. A cold  17. A white carnation  18. A rubber band  19. A comb  20. A deck of cards  21. A fence  22. You draw a shorter line next to it, and then it becomes the longer line. 23. Mary  24. A relationship  25. One was bald.  26. There are 18: 3 in the, 7 in English, and 8 in alphabet.  27. Because he is still living.  28. A bed  29. When it is a jar.  30. In the dictionary